The Most Embarrassing Situation

Well, I must have been about 10 when my older sister got a terrible cold. So my mom decided to go to a drugstore and buy some medicine. She asked me to go with her. It was Sunday afternoon and I was still wearing pajama and watching TV like a little couch potato. So I told her that I wouldn’t go because I would have to change my clothes. She said that we would go by car and it wasn’t necessary to enter at the store.
Anyway, when my mom entered at the store, I realized that she had forgotten her wallet. So I decided to go there and give her the wallet. The moment I arrived there I listened people laughing and saying how beautiful that bear was. Guess what??? The bear was on my pajamas! I was at the drugstore wearing pajamas!

Are you ready to have children?

The sleepover test

Invite four or five children to spend a day with you in your house. Try making them eat healthy food at lunch and dinner, behave well and help you organize the mess that they made. Finally, give them a shower and try making them go to bed early. Now image you doing this every single day.

The dogs test

Borrow two or three dogs and take them with you as you walk in the beach without collars. Try to always keep them in sight, run after them and shout if it is necessary, and enjoy the moment at same time.

Testing parents!!

Dear students,

I am very happy to have you back around here, in spite of those who deserted our group!!
For the remaining ones, I have great expectations for this term!!

Well, I should have posted my tests before but I was up to my eyes in work.

Still in time, I am here to remind you of our first task on the Blog: tests for future parents!!

My first test is for both men and women:

Get a CD-R and record 37 times the ABC song, then play it on the CD player as loud as possible!
Turn on the TV on your favourite programme and try to pay attention to it without turning it off or getting angry. If you manage to bear thar, ask anyone in your house to start screaming and running in front of the TV.

My second test requires a farm with chickens:

If want to be sure that you can handle kids in a toy store or in any place they may get wild, set eight chicken free in the back yard and try to catch them before they get lost or make any kind of mess. You'll see if you are fit for running after and controlling your future kids.

Hope you jave some fun reading and imagining that!!

See you, Janine

Major Problem Among Teens

One of the biggest problems among teens are durgs. Some teenagers get in the world of drugs because of too much pressure by their parents, or they think their lifes suck anyway so it won't matter (like Kurt Cobain, even though he wasn't a teen when he started using drugs). These teens normally start with ciggarrets and alcohol, then marijuana, until then it's ok, even being really bad for you and illegal. But some don't stop there. It isn't a big number, but some go far to crack, meth or cocaine. That's one of the things that most worries parents.

That's not the only problem drugs can cause. Some teenagers use durgs just cause it's illegal and it will make them look "bad" or something like that. Those teenagers don't stop at ciggarrets and alcohol. Those drugs, at some point, will have no effect at them. Or, he's too old for just using those, so he starts using others. And some more. And that can get them an overdose, that's the biggest drug problem, because it can get you killed.

But, it isn't everyone that uses durgs that get an OD and die. The Beatles used drugs. And that's what made their music change, and it got better!

This is a scene from The Yellow Submarine, one of The Beatles movies.

Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7snY1-js6s

Clear proof that they use to use drugs.

Rafaela off and I love The Beatles :D

Throwing a Fit

I really don't remember the last tima a threw a fit, but I saw one these days. There is a odental boy who smokes 40 cigars every day, and when he doesn't smokes, he starts to throw a fit, because he needs nicotine to stay calm.

Turn On and Turn Off

About the thing we talked about in class, I think this song will help :D haha
I don't like Keri Hilson or Lil' Wayne though.

Throwing a fit

People usually throw a fit when something really makes their blood boil so they simply lose the control.
The last time a I thrown a fit was when I received my Math test. I had studied so hard, but inthe end it didn't even matter: I got a bad mark. It really irritated me so I took the test, kneaded it and thrown in a garbage can. However, after thinking about it I realized how stupid I was. I decided to catch back my test.
The moral leson from this story is that sometimes we won't be recompensed for our effort, but we shoudn't be irritade or upset about it because that's the way life is.

By Karoline Abreu