sexta-feira, 27 de agosto de 2010

Testing parents!!

Dear students,

I am very happy to have you back around here, in spite of those who deserted our group!!
For the remaining ones, I have great expectations for this term!!

Well, I should have posted my tests before but I was up to my eyes in work.

Still in time, I am here to remind you of our first task on the Blog: tests for future parents!!

My first test is for both men and women:

Get a CD-R and record 37 times the ABC song, then play it on the CD player as loud as possible!
Turn on the TV on your favourite programme and try to pay attention to it without turning it off or getting angry. If you manage to bear thar, ask anyone in your house to start screaming and running in front of the TV.

My second test requires a farm with chickens:

If want to be sure that you can handle kids in a toy store or in any place they may get wild, set eight chicken free in the back yard and try to catch them before they get lost or make any kind of mess. You'll see if you are fit for running after and controlling your future kids.

Hope you jave some fun reading and imagining that!!

See you, Janine