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Odd shoes!!!

I could tell you 100 embarrassing situations I've experienced, but it would take you forever to read them, so...

When I was about 23, I had a job enterview at the company where my mum used to work. I had arranged to meet the person I was supposed to talk to at 9AM. And since my mum was going to the same place some time before, I decided to take a ride with her.

She got to work at about 8AM. So she woke me up at something past 7.

I was very sleepy and stayed in bed just for a feeeeeeew more minutes. But... those minutes became half an hour and she stormed into my bedroom literally pushing me up and helping me grab my stuff, like my bag and so. I got dressed in a flash and picked up my shoes to wear in the car.

Well, I was still a bit sleepy but I managed to get ready until we got to the gate of the company, where she dropped me. I talked to the guard in charge, giving him my ID and telling him who I should see there. He asked me to sit on a bench near the person's office and wait because this person hadn't arrived yet.

When I leaned my body in order to sit, I looked at my feet and I noticed that I was wearing two different coloured shoes!!!! I used to have two identical, except for the colour, pairs of shoes: one black, one brown. I couldn't believe my eyes.

How come I did such a thing in a job interview. Well, I counted on the fact that the interviewer in sitting behind a desk and won't have much time to pay so close attention to my feet. That's what happened!!!

After the interview, I had to go back home, but I had no money. I called my mum, but she wasn't there. So I had go home walking and wearing different coloured shoes.

The Most Embarrassing Situation

Well, I must have been about 10 when my older sister got a terrible cold. So my mom decided to go to a drugstore and buy some medicine. She asked me to go with her. It was Sunday afternoon and I was still wearing pajama and watching TV like a little couch potato. So I told her that I wouldn’t go because I would have to change my clothes. She said that we would go by car and it wasn’t necessary to enter at the store.
Anyway, when my mom entered at the store, I realized that she had forgotten her wallet. So I decided to go there and give her the wallet. The moment I arrived there I listened people laughing and saying how beautiful that bear was. Guess what??? The bear was on my pajamas! I was at the drugstore wearing pajamas!

Are you ready to have children?

The sleepover test

Invite four or five children to spend a day with you in your house. Try making them eat healthy food at lunch and dinner, behave well and help you organize the mess that they made. Finally, give them a shower and try making them go to bed early. Now image you doing this every single day.

The dogs test

Borrow two or three dogs and take them with you as you walk in the beach without collars. Try to always keep them in sight, run after them and shout if it is necessary, and enjoy the moment at same time.

Testing parents!!

Dear students,

I am very happy to have you back around here, in spite of those who deserted our group!!
For the remaining ones, I have great expectations for this term!!

Well, I should have posted my tests before but I was up to my eyes in work.

Still in time, I am here to remind you of our first task on the Blog: tests for future parents!!

My first test is for both men and women:

Get a CD-R and record 37 times the ABC song, then play it on the CD player as loud as possible!
Turn on the TV on your favourite programme and try to pay attention to it without turning it off or getting angry. If you manage to bear thar, ask anyone in your house to start screaming and running in front of the TV.

My second test requires a farm with chickens:

If want to be sure that you can handle kids in a toy store or in any place they may get wild, set eight chicken free in the back yard and try to catch them before they get lost or make any kind of mess. You'll see if you are fit for running after and controlling your future kids.

Hope you jave some fun reading and imagining that!!

See you, Janine

Major Problem Among Teens

One of the biggest problems among teens are durgs. Some teenagers get in the world of drugs because of too much pressure by their parents, or they think their lifes suck anyway so it won't matter (like Kurt Cobain, even though he wasn't a teen when he started using drugs). These teens normally start with ciggarrets and alcohol, then marijuana, until then it's ok, even being really bad for you and illegal. But some don't stop there. It isn't a big number, but some go far to crack, meth or cocaine. That's one of the things that most worries parents.

That's not the only problem drugs can cause. Some teenagers use durgs just cause it's illegal and it will make them look "bad" or something like that. Those teenagers don't stop at ciggarrets and alcohol. Those drugs, at some point, will have no effect at them. Or, he's too old for just using those, so he starts using others. And some more. And that can get them an overdose, that's the biggest drug problem, because it can get you killed.

But, it isn't everyone that uses durgs that get an OD and die. The Beatles used drugs. And that's what made their music change, and it got better!

This is a scene from The Yellow Submarine, one of The Beatles movies.

Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7snY1-js6s

Clear proof that they use to use drugs.

Rafaela off and I love The Beatles :D

Throwing a Fit

I really don't remember the last tima a threw a fit, but I saw one these days. There is a odental boy who smokes 40 cigars every day, and when he doesn't smokes, he starts to throw a fit, because he needs nicotine to stay calm.